Your Online Bio Mug

The job-hoppers can be so short-sighted.

They rarely take the time to properly thank those that manage the department's website. They brush by in the hall and skip out after the game, long gone by the time the sports information crew departs. They're very important.

And often times, they're not quite focused on the little details.

But they should realize that nearly every one of their potential next-employers will read their online bio located on the department's website. That's where they might see you for the first time as well.

And that bio doesn't update itself. And would the job-hopper even notice if you worked in something like, "left his last job under dubious circumstances," or "has been known to kick puppies." And let's not forget... that photo session, where you proceeded to spend 10 minutes with the photographer as the entire golf team waited... you know we selected the best out of 125 pictures, right? How easy would it be to 'accidentally' choose the picture where job-hopper is picking his nose?

I'll tell you how easy all of that would be... very easy. You have passwords and web skills that other don't know exist. A well-timed edit could derail everything.

So remember who controls your online bio. Respect him or her accordingly, or risk their wrath.

Please note:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. But for you, dear web director, we'll get it out as soon as possible. We promise.

Mug Notes:
• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85″ (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• White print area
• Color rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe